De Senectute

ENG Translation (from left to right, duh)
ABOUT OLD AGE

-WHITE HAIRS...
"Another one?!"

-"BAGS" OF ALL KINDS UNDER THE EYES...
"Dark circles my ass!"
"It's the key product from the new fall/winter collection!"
"You uncultured swine"

-CRITICAL INCREASE IN BONY CRUNCHINESS

-DROPS IN VISION
"What, are you mad?"
"Nope, left my glasses at home"
"Trying bring into focus"

-NEW "STATUSES"
"How can I help you, MADAM?"

-ONLY THE MENTAL AGE STAYS THE SAME...
"Come, you're scaring the children"